Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Where are you, Hugo Quackenbush?

Here are the names of some of the people who want to sell me Cialis:

Potshots M. Curbs
Debility O. Fleshing
Accumulator E. Grindstones
Mouthful H. Gutsiest
Bracelets Q. Hannibal
Abstraction V. Kilter
Consciousness S. Manichean
Allergen V. Microcosms
Enhancer R. Molar
Birdhouse O. Probate
Acetaminophen O. Richter
Crafts L. Sportswear
Guatemalan V. Squire
Aquarius M. Turmeric
Overpay D. Vulgarized

Don't most of these sound like Grouch Marx characters? Or maybe W.C. Fields? Allergen V. Microcosms looks like some kind of sci-fi court case... and the first one would look better as Potshots McCurbs, maybe a boxer...

(Otis is doing a Reiki session, so I'm just hanging out right now; hence the posts.)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

As the attorney for Aquarius S. Turmeric, I am requested to inform you that my client is a legitimate businessman who is very hurt by your comments and has instructed me to seek legal redress to restore his good name and reputation.

Wolfgang Hibernius Stompenfoot

John said...

When are you going to take down your poll so I can quit stuffing the ballot box? Or is it part of your plan to achieve correct results by waiting out all the ballot stuffers? Now if you'll excuse me, my coffee is off-gassing exquisitely.

Walaka said...

the poll is coming down tomorrow.