Thursday, March 01, 2007

Cheating

So, I worked and stuff. But here's this:

The Fifty Worst Songs of All Time

50 Sunglasses at Night Corey Hart

49 I'll Be Missing You Various Artists

48 Can I Touch You...There? [Album Version] Michael Bolton

47 Something in Common Bobby Brown

46 Two Princes Spin Doctors

45 Sorry 2004 Ruben Studdard

44 We Didn't Start the Fire Billy Joel

43 Make Em Say Ugh, Pt. 2 Master P

42 Cotton Eye Joe Various Artists

41 Some Girls (Dance With Women) JC Chasez

40 What's Up? 4 Non Blondes

39 Informer Snow

38 Mesmerize Ja Rule

37 From a Distance Bette Midler

36 I Wanna Sex You Up Color Me Badd

35 Heartbeat Don Johnson

34 Butterfly Crazy Town

33 Jenny from the Block Jennifer Lopez

32 Broken Wings Mr. Mister

31 You Remind Me of Something R. Kelly

30 Pimp Juice Nelly

29 I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) Meat Loaf

28 Never Gonna Give You Up Rick Astley

27 Rump Shaker Wreckx n Effect

26 The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You Bryan Adams

25 You Rock My World Michael Jackson

24 Sussudio Phil Collins

23 Thong Song Sisqó

22 Dancing on the Ceiling Lionel Richie

21 I'll Be There for You [Theme from Friends] Various Artists

20 Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) Toby Keith

19 You're the Inspiration Chicago

18 Pumps and a Bump Hammer

17 I'm Too Sexy Right Said Fred

16 The Final Countdown Europe

15 MMM, MMM, MMM, MMM Crash Test Dummies

14 Will 2k [Featuring K-Ci] Will Smith

13 Barbie Girl Aqua

12 Hangin' Tough New Kids on the Block

11 Rico Suave Gerardo

10 The Heart of Rock & Roll Huey Lewis

9 Don't Worry, Be Happy Various Artists

8 She Bangs Ricky Martin

7 Party All the Time Eddie Murphy

6 Breakfast At Tiffany's Deep Blue Something

5 Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Ice

4 Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle) Limp Bizkit

3 Everybody Have Fun Tonight Wang Chung

2 Achy Breaky Heart Billy Ray Cyrus

1 We Built This City Starship

I don't know where I cribbed this list from a year or so ago. I have to admit, there are three or four tunes on this list that I enjoy, but being the musical ignoramus that I am, I don't recognize most of the entries.

2 comments:

Maggie said...

Ok, so I like a number of these too. I also believe that Don't Worry, Be Happy is Bobby McFerrin alone not various artists but I suppose I may be wrong about that.
Mags

"Yojimbo_5" said...

I, too, like a few of these songs--but I grew up in the 60's and the 70's.

So, speaking from my vast store of musical knowledge I can tell you that this is a list from amateur-baby-wimps.

Any "worst song" list that does not include "You and Me Against the World," "The Men in My Little Girl's Life" (from Mike Douglas!) "Honey" (or anything from the Bobby Goldsboro catalog), "Billy, Don't Be a Hero," or "I've Been to Paradise (But I've Never Been to Me)" really doesn't have the depth and breadth to claim the title.