Walaka's index

Casinos we've visited: Mandalay, Luxor, Excalibur, NYNY, Tropicana, MGM Grand, Monte Carlo, Paris, Bally's.

Number of times we've been videotaped: a gajillion

Amount I've lost gambling: $0.00
Amount I've won: $0.00
Amount I've played: $0.00

Number of degrees it was "cooler" yesterday than the day before: 2 (107 v. 109)

Number of times we've eaten since I got here: 10
Number of times we've discussed eating: 50

Number of escort service flyers fingered, snapped, and offered to us: 147 (approximate)
Number we have taken: 0 (exact)

Number of fights between two people speaking Brazilian Portuguese that we saw almost break out: 1

Percentage of packed t-shirts that I have worn: 100
Percentage of packed aloha shirts that I have worn: 0

Number of times we've seen George Clooney: 0