Monday, February 27, 2006
Piper paying
So, while some work did get done on Saturday, Otis and I decided to be like real people and actually go out to a movie Saturday evening. Dingo, Johnbai, and Mel joined us for an impromptu Moovie Nite at the Varsity for a screening of all five of the Oscar-nominated live action short films. The films were all great, and so was the conversation-cum-coffee at the IHOP afterwards. After discussing the films, it took a long time to reach some consensus on our plans for thriving after the apocolypse / revolution / zombie invasion (which is more important: shotgun shells or moisturizer?), so, of course, we stayed out too late to actually get any additional grading done when we got home.
All that meant, of course, was that we essentially responded to papers from about 8:30 am to 8:00 pm yesterday, with a short break for Taco Del Mar at lunchtime and homemade stir-fry for dinner. Yay, the-opposite-of-lazy-Sunday!
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Moisturizer...obviously!!!
Shotgun shells or moisturizer? I can't believe this is even a question. Could moisturizer be used to get more shotgun shells? If you spread moisturizer on a zombie's face would he say thanks and give you some gunpowder and a handgun-cleaning manual?
What would you be doing with the shotgun shells? Firing them into the air to make loud noises and frighten the zombies? NO! You'd be sending them with much love into the bodies of human thieves and hungry brain-seeking zombies! And what are those two parties full of? Bodily fluids!!
Go ahead and waste your money on moisturizer. As for me and mine, we'll put a spigot in the walking moisturizer army with some of these here shotgun shells and let their life-giving juices rain down upon us.
Soapy
Somebody needs to get in touch with their internal filter.
I would add that we of the MWSPFTLF (Moisturizer with SPF 30 Liberation Front) will be totally kicking butt on the well armed and dehydrated-scabby-sun burnt-zombie killers.
Our plan is to let you kill all of our enemies, then watch you die a gruesome and needless death...while we mock you for mocking our moisturizing needs!
"The skin is the largest organ of the human body and it performs several important functions. It covers an average area of 17 to 21 square feet and composes approximately one-sixth of the body's weight. The skin protects us from the external environment (pollution, allergens, toxins), regulates our body temperature, provides sensory input and eliminates waste. When skin is damaged it can lose its ability to perform these functions."
--Linacare website
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